Excuse of the year: Crazy Larry of Umina Cricket Club. "I asked for their addresses because I was afraid of my safety after the fight." I'm sure it had nothing to do with the malice dripping from your voice or the fact that you were pissed off with my mates.

Pick up line of the year: "Hey, Lisa! *Big hug* I haven't seen you forEVER!!! *Huge kiss* Wow, you've really changed!"

"I'm not Lisa"

"What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!!!"

Comeback of the year:  "You fat bastard!"

"You know why I'm so fat...cos every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a cookie!" - Hamo

Compliment of the year: "I love the way you smell..." - Loren

Insult of the year: *Moderators comment: Couldn't decide. Put some effort into it guys*

Best facial growth: BB. You can almost see the hairs

Best catchphrase: "Mmm...titties" - Booth

Most co-ordinated person (and their act): At the pub, after about 12 schooners, trying to get up off the lounge, only to fall over onto the table, which had three ¾ full schooner glasses on it...BUT, instead of causing a major catastrophe, the candidate lays on all three schooner glasses, balancing on them with his stomach, and then tries to stand up again and falls onto the groundWITHOUT SPILLING A DROP OF BEER!!! - Churchy

Drunken act of the year: Accidently threw my friend through a bottle, smashed it, gashed her leg. Paralytic friends all tried to treat the wound with 'antiseptic'...found out in the morning it was ear medication...she now has an infection - Liam

Best fashion statement: Driving around in a VK Commodore while listening to Metallica Black at full volume, with a packet of Winni Blues on the dash, while wearing a wife-basher (singlet), stubbies, pluggers, and a can of VB in the hand (with hair that hasnt been cut in 6 months, and looks something in between a mullet and an afro) - Duggie

Emerson Award for Self Preservation: And the Emmy goes to...

BB for obvious reasons (for getting dunk off sac and jumping off a two story balcony cause he thought it would impress the chick was talking with and make him look cool. He suffered minor injuries)