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Bah!

tell the truth ther's less to remember

They changed there minds

I am writing this cause I am bored and I am only writing dumb crap that pops into my head, actually crap, no wait I meant any crap that pops into my head and I dont feel like deleating stiff [stuff, that one was an accident] so i will just keep typing and if i stuff upi corrected in your head its not my problem and the whole thing about not much to at all punctuation i will change after this. whenever this might end. infact by putting those full-stops in i have already marked the end so i will go on with this this thing.

 

what do you want? why are you reading this? [ok forget the obvious things like, i told you to or because you were bored]. where are you going?

whats around the corner behind the archway?

i hear a noise!!

What could it be?

why is the sky blue?

is hell exothermic or endothermic? [no wait thats too easy]

why am i typing this for my own benefit? [somethings you just cant explain]

whats am i going to type next? [well obviously it was this, so that wasn't really too hard either now was it?].

one

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five

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seven

eight

nine

ten

 

Thats all cut short!

 

Aint nuthin gonna change, so you can go away.

And I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same.

 

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed feilds

The F@#kin pigs with sheilds holdin the blue steel

Greenhouse effect with the weed connect

DEA cant keep the Greenthumb in check

HPS  God bless the whole crop

Please God don't let me see no cop

Trunkload ready to hit the highway

Don't let the "eye in the sky" fly my way

Weed cant grow without attention

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

[chorus (I'll skip this bit)]

People cant live withouth the herb man

If not they be "drinkin and drivin" and swervin

But thanks to Dr. Greenthumb "weed grow"

In the backyard or inside with hydro

As I crush plant brushin a tangerine dream

Tasty blowin a f@#kin smoke screen

Cycles of weed are constantly grown

Somebody give me a razor to cut groves

I'd like to stop but it feels so good

Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighboorhood

DEA never wanna leave me alone

But never, ever, ever gotta worry from my home

Whats that funny sound knockin at the door

Sorry Greenthumb cant talk no more

PLease don't follow me into the sun

Hellow my name is Dr. Greenthumb

[chorus(again)]

Out from the lab no need for rehab

If I cant drive then call me a cab

In my closet the weed is dried out

Like Eiht said "aint no place to hide-out"

I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop

Get locked up and they close up my shop

Thats why I buy no weed from noone

Thats why they call me Dr. Greenthumb

The scientifical mystical one

Growin my crops with the raze of the sun

Come one come all and see how its done

If you see the pigs there's no need to run

Cause some of these are down with Greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The weed is growin like my erection

Look I never told you where I was from

Some call me Real but I'm Dr. Greenthumb.

 

Sorry just had to finish it once I started. But you have to admit that was a BIG f@#king waste of time. I am trying not to swear cause someone might see this. I don't know who but parents are pretty nosey. SO BACK OFF!!!

Nah they wouldn't read it. I am damn sure. Besides I'll tell me a secret if I do. [Ya see what I am doing talking to myself by typing. This is pathetic. I cant beleive I am pretending to type this to someone. I cant beleiv I am writing this sentence, cause this one really doesn't make sense.]

So die hahahahahahahaha........... Ok fine!!! Well I thought that was funny. I never wanted to talk to you anyway! Fuck you bitch I love you I'm not CRAZY!!! Shut up slut! Burn in hell mutha-fuckers!!!

die die die!!!!!!!!!!!!

kill kill kill!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nahahahaha!!!!!!

Ok its a good thing I got that out of my system FuckKnuckle!!

You think I'm ugly don't you?

No you think I'm ugly don't you?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!DONT TOUCH ME!!! I HATE YOU!

I HATE YOU!!!!...............Oh my god I hate you.........................oh my god i love you..........................

Go ahead YELL!!!

Here I'll scream with you!

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yesterday I changed your diaper.

wiped you and powdered you.

I cant beleive it, now your 2.

Your so cut baby,

daddy's so proud of you.

SIT DOWN BITCH YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

DON'T MAKE ME WAKE THIS BABY.

SHE DON'T HAVE TO SEE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO.

QUIT CRYIN BITCH! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SHOUT AT YOU???!!!???!!!?!?!?!

 

YOU were SUPPOSED to LOVE ME!!!!!!!

NOW  BLEED bitch BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bleed BITCH Bleed!!!!!!!

BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So you think I'm insane do you? [well if not you got some fucking problems, or you actually know me and beleive I am not really like this. either way we all gonna have alotta FUN]

 

So whats with the glasses?

Why? WHy...?? WHY!!!???

Dumb mutha fucker!! Toe Rag!!

REDRUM

Gone away

livin in an out of space.

go away

were silence bugs me

radars

livin in an out of space.

YEAH!!

Sweet

Rainbow

I love your rainbow

Oh no its winter.

WINTER

Livin in an out of space.

 

HAHAHAHa

 

Roses are blue and the sky is RED

It would be so much easier if YOU were DEAD

 

Give me BIG hits.

BANGE bangle

BART woohooo. Hmmmmmmmm

REDRUM!!!

hmmmmmm.............NOT....ALL....BAD!!!

Bimini [I wont even bother].

I am NOT racist I "HATE" EVERYBODY!!

DIE!!! BAHAHA

 well then lets get on with this shall we...............no wait here it comes again.............

REDRUM

MURDER

CARPE DIEM.

loki

fat=me How boring is that? I mean "FAT". Even I think thats has no charisma. someone should have made something else up. i hate it. but everybody knows me as that and if i changed it i am not sure what would happen. so............

 

Felix Titling

 

Forte, FAT  [it still looks BAD]

 

What the??? they called this crap  "Haettenschweiler".

 

Impact, my daddy smokes too much HASH

 

Dont go away.................fuckin............. FAT. fat. Fat.

FAT       fat    Fat

REDRUM redrum

Eh what can ya do. Its "Kelt"

 

Liberate. Ouuuh I have to try this..

Fat    FAT  fat

REDRUM. I dont think so.

 

hahahaha  I am laughing.

 

Modern my arse.

 

Hmmmmm I see actuall notes.............. Cool         COOL  MAD   ok  close.

 

Perpetua.  Pristina.    Signs.    Snap ITC.

 

      @   obviosly star wars writing

 

Surfer. I hate those people..........

 

Tahoma........ This is way GAY!!

 

Terminal. if your reading this, you must have been bored.

 

Trebuchet MS..........hmmmmm GAY!!

 

Vladimir.................I have heard that before..........WHY???

REDRUM

FAT     fat.

Eh not that bad.

 

Webdings rocks.

 

Eh guess.

 

3ooogygpiowepifm 3poig rlig  lkijgf erkli  erikirm c cbnsxne e r 4 t 54 y 4 y.

I bet you thought I said something here. hahahaha. LOL LMAO.

 

I'm starting a WAR with dolphins

because they brought me nothing but fear

I'm starting a WAR with DOLPHINS

so things will be better next year!!

 

I am going to engrave your fat arse in a wall......

 

Eurasia sux, but Euthinasia   hahaha   NOW thats was smart thinking.

 

Bomb the JAPS hahah.

 

BAH!!!! bah  bah  bah   bahbahbahabahabahbahbahabbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahabhabhbahababahbahbhbahabhabhabahbahbahabhabhabhabahbahbahabhabhabhabhabahbahabhabhabhabahabhabahbahabhabhabahbaabhabahbahbahabhabhabahbhabhabahbahabbabahabhabhabahbahbahbahabhabahbahabhabahbahabhabhabhabahbahbahabhabhabahbahbhabhabhabhabhabhab.

I had t atleast get one right didn't I?????

Oh well I am bored NOW.

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