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Welcome to humble home of the Dark Dwarf. Try not to tread on the teenybopper carcasses as you enter.

Updates:
 
5/3/05
Happy New Year! Despite the fact that I've recently had 3 months break, I'm finally updating when I actually have more important stuff to do. Procrastination loves me. The rail network hadn't improved in my absence. I also hate Disney, but that's another story.
 
29/10/04
I'm still alive. Only four weeks left and its all over for another year. Goodie, exam stress and deadline panic. I love it.
 
I've done a reivew of last night's Bar on the Hill gig. There should be mosh pit courtesy rules enforced.
 
15/7/04
Welcome to update season *checks temperature*. I guess I'm just making up for 6 months of neglect. I've started a new section called Retards of the Week. It speaks for itself. I haven't done banners for the new pages yet - I've been renovating.
 
14/7/04
Added a review of Patricia Cornwell's Post Mortem. Bear in mind that I haven't finished reading it yet and I may change my mind by the time the end of the book comes.
 
 
9/7/04
Massive update finally completed. I decided to add in some new content while I was at it. I've finished the snowboard section and you can even go to the phone booth and leave the Dark Dwarf and her minions a message. And just some advanced warning: we are running the Sarcastic Chicken awards again this year so start thinking about those entries. We want to see more than 3 nominations per catagory this time.
 
Oh and Derailed has moved to its rightful home in the Rants section
 
8/7/04
Welcome to the new and improved Below the Chicken Coop (Now with added flames!). And its not even a month since my last update. Wow, that's what being on a real holiday does to me. I still have a few more things to do - making buttons and the like, as well as finishing updating the more neglected parts of the site. There is now a permanent link to my blog, the history staffroom since a few people have been intrigued by it.
 
11/6/04
 
8/6/04
Too many mechanisms *head spins*. I added another D-Rail snippet. Enjoy.
 
31/5/04
DD: The term is drawing to an end. Unfortunately this means exams. I added a CityRail parody, a short prose and another story. I've also been adding some funky new graphics. It's starting to look like a real site. It might get finished before my degree. Might...
 
9/05/04
DD: Just did a review of the Jet concert on friday. Been flat out with uni work so I haven't done any other real updates. If this is a major issue, blow me.

 
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