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FAT - A "story" (and I use the term loosely) about why and if we exist. I suppose that's what it's about. It could be about cookies. But I did write it, and I think it IS about existence, hence the title. Enjoy.
 
Fat - An alcohol and stress induced creation to postpone boredom. The first five were written during* my yr10 exams (i think it was yr10). The sixth was something I wrote some other time, but I think the mentality of the unnamed character fits nicely with 'Bob', maybe in his humble beginnings.
*I really mean "during", I was sitting at a single desk with my exam paper finished (more likely UNfinished, but you get the point) bare in mind I was hung-over or still drunk when I wrote the first 5, each during a different test.
DD - I thought it was year 11, they're the only exams I remember you being drunk for. You missed Kye's birthday cause you were drunk. Either way it was definitely the English exams knowing you.